I honestly thought that Lyn was saying "I'm a chef-chauffeur" until I actually looked up the lyrics.
Special thanks to Matt for playtesting and for various suggestions.
UPDATE 2020/08/16: Mirrored a section to fix potential drift issues. I'm very sorry, leaderboards.
UPDATE* 2020/08/31: No actual chart update, but added relevant Super Smash Bros. tags.
UPDATE 2020/09/19: Mirrored sections to address potential drift, adjusted a section to remove movement after liftoff, extended the ending sliders to be less "surprising", and added a countdown to comply with tournament standards.