͖͚̮̺̣"I̘t̪͓̙͚̞'͚͕͈͖̰̘̀s͈̝ ͕͔s͔̙̜̞͔we͎̭̕e̞̗̝̭̖̳̕t̳̫.̶̗̰̙͍͔̻.̟̫̤̝̞͔͘.̶̜̖͓͕͎͔i̤̪̱t̹͙͖̲͘'̸̳̞̠͎͉͈̙s̺͟ ̣͕͉͔͈swe͈̭͚͝ę̪̥̪͔̮̼͖t̠̯̦͍̞̗.̮̩̤̥̯͍̩ ͉̠ͅI̷̦͈̤̤ͅ ̧h̺̣̮a̯͙͚̜͜v̷͕͇ẹ̗̠͉̰̭ͅ ̳̰͈̞̰̟ͅt̛̮o͎͚̤̜͖̠̥ ͙͈͇̜̕p̳͈r̫̦o̯͇̱͚̖͚̥t̠̥̲̮͔͚̬̀e̯̮̪͖̹c̫̬͙̙̩̦͚͜t͚̞͓̖̠͞ͅ ̡̲̖͇̹t̻̮͢hͅi͙̳̟̼s̬̼ ̻͖͙ḻͅi͝f̗ḛ̛̜͉̥.̰͔ ̫T̖̰̖h̴̫i̹̜̘̻̪s̛̭͍͍̫̱̲ ͏͓̳͖̤̱͍ͅi͚͙̼̝̯s̛̭ ̴w̦͍͈̫͉͇͕h̭̺̼͍̲̙̘͝er͖͉̦͟e͈ ̼̩͖͔̟͉I͍ ͙͈̥̮̪̦̣b͉̤̠̗̰̝́el̹̬̺on̞ǵ.̹̗̯̮͈͡"


Special thanks to Matt, jane and Stride for playtesting, as well as the aforementioned + PickPig and Programmathicc for early feedback.